Uncle Fucker (Terrence and Philip)
Say Terrance What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist
I don't know Phillip what?
How do they come up with this stuff?
You're such a pig fucker Phillip!
[ (Gasp) What Did He Say ]
Now Terrance, why would you call me a pig fucker
umm, lets see.
well first of all: You Fuck Pigs!
Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch
Oh! You shit faced cock master
(Wow! shit faced cock master)
Listen You Donkey Raping Shit Eater!
(donkey raping shit eater..)
(poopy baby shid eader)
You'd Fuck Your Uncle!
You'd Fuck Your Uncle!!
Shut your fucking face uncle fucke
youre a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true.
no body fucks uncles quite like you
Shut YOUR fucking fucking face uncle fucker
you're the one who fucks your uncle Uncle Fucker
You Dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You Just Fuck Your Uncle All Day Long!!!
(Farting noises in beat and rythm)
(people leave the theater complaining)
Officer at crosswalk: Whats Going on Here?
[Couple leaving theater]
Well, What Do You expect they're canadians
Uncle fucker, uncle fucker,
Uncle Fucker (farting continues)
[Terrence and Philip]
Shut Your fucking face uncle fucker (uncle fucker)
Your A Boner Biting bastard uncle fucker
Your an uncle fucker I must say!
You fucked your uncle yesterday! (hahaha)
Uncle Fucker Thats
u-n-c-l-e Fuck You!
Suck My Balls!